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Qu’elle\u00a0n’ait aucun\u00a0sens<\/strong> :<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n
Qu’elle ressemble \u00e0 celle des fr\u00e8res Bogdanov :<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n
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Ou que la vanit\u00e9 vous d\u00e9prime tant que ses dents affichent l’heure :<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n
Il faudra ajouter 60\u00a0minutes \u00e0 l\u2019heure\u00a0d’hiver pour en faire l’heure d’\u00e9t\u00e9<\/strong>. Il sera alors 3\u00a0heures, et vous aurez malencontreusement perdu une heure de votre pr\u00e9cieux sommeil !<\/p>\nC.K.N.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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